Before marriage:
He : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She : Do you want me to leave?
He : NO! Don't even think about it.
She : Do you love me?
He : Of course!
She : Have you ever cheated on me?
He : NO! Why you even asking?
She : Will you kiss me?
He : Yes!
She : Will you hit me?
He : No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She : Can I trust you?
He : Yes.
She:You are Great!
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About Me
- Rohini
- Sex: Female Relationship Status: Single Birthday: December 20, 1985 Political Views: Moderate
5 comments:
hii there .. ur absolutely correct it does turn out to be like this for a number of times ...but all r not like that.....juss a smile of sumone can bring a thousand storm in ur heart......
sumtimes u thnk the person is to die for but it doesnt turn out to be always like that.....
lifz worth livin to the fullest and the frnds u meet in the process ....makes its much better
waht say .....
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INSTALLING HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in
the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband d 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but
to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
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>>Dear Desperate
>>
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try
to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
>>
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0
to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
>>
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
>>
Good Luck,
Tech Support :P
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